- It makes you happy with the aroma and wonderful colors.
- Packed with energy eat one donut and you'll have enough energy to run a marathon.
- The stress relieving food.
- You can have fun while eating it.
- Makes you think. Why is there a hole in the middle?
- Lots of flavors.
- Time stops when you bite into a donut.
- They go missing very fast esp with friends. Strengthen friendship.
- Queue a long time at Raffles City. Strengthen friendship while waiting with friends.
- Make friends in the queue
- After queuing 2 hours, the inexpressible joy of finally having the DONUT FACTORY DONUT.
- Able to walk around with nose up with Donut factory box smiling.
- The perfect gift for girls from guys, represents all the good stuff about girls
- Donuts are cute
- Homer Simpson the hero of household names is a big donuts fan too.
- Donuts never leave that flaky annoying feeling in your mouth like some bread does.
- Donuts are like.. the symbols of bliss.
- Apple donuts are the best because they taste better than apple pies.
- Good donuts have a very very strong goal in life, that is to be the epitome of happiness.
- The wonderful aroma of freshly baked donuts coupled with the incredibly delicious colours- pink, white, browns- makes you happy and builds up anticipation as you wait in line for it.
- Packed with so much energy, one donut is all you need to have enough energy to run a marathon (or at least enough to compete with a McFlurry.)
- This deep fried piece of dough with sugar on the top is a stress relieving food.
- You can have fun while eating it (should you start from the side, tear it into half then munch on it, or bite it all around the sides first?)
- Allows you to contemplate on the meaning of life (this hole in the middle, are we all empty in the middle no matter how wonderful we look and feel sometimes?)
- Makes you think about the hole. WHY is there a hole?
- There are loads of flavours.
- Time stops when you bite into a doughnut.
- They got missing very fast especially with friends.
- It teaches you the art of strategy (split up your friends into groups to buy more boxes of doughnuts).
- There is a challenge in buying doughnuts, its like climbing Mount Everest. If you buy from Raffles City- Mount Everest, if you buy from that cheap neighbourhood bakery - its like climbing some hill in Singapore.
- The queues are incredible and you can boast about it. ("Hey I got a doughnut from DONUT FACTORY LEH. Yours? Huh... XXX donuts? Nice meh?")
- After queuing 2 hours, the inexpressible joy of finally having the DONUT FACTORY DONUT is YOUR best prize.
- Able to walk around with nose up with Donut Factory Box, smiling.
- Donuts are portable and you can stuff your face with it in less than 2 minutes (even if you queue 2 hours for it at least you can eat it fast!)
- Lunch times are never the same as you think hard on how to optimise your lunch hour break to get that coveted piece of dough.
- Braving the queues and successfully getting doughnuts for your loved ones will make them feel like a superstar.Its like the Hello Kitty Craze redefined (there are two queues and great queue management at Raffles City Doughnut Factory).
Cons of Donuts
- Too much good makes a bad.
- Creates "donuts" around your waist easily.
- Messy, white cream around the mouth.
- Embarrassing, white cream around the mouth.
- Diabetes is on the rise.
- Makes you think. Why is there a hole in the middle?
- Makes you hungry (I'm hungry now)
- Life ends when you finish your last donut in the box.
- They go missing very fast esp with friends.
- Missing classes to queue.
- Late for work.
- Leaving work early to queue.
- There is actually NO CONS.
- Too many bad donuts around.
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This is very opinionated
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